Hey, I'm Michael. I'm 21, and I'm from Australia. I think too much.

 

add-chaps-misshaps:

so im watching the new episode of adventure time, and they’re in the lemon castle and thats all fine, but look at that fucking toilet.

add-chaps-misshaps:

so im watching the new episode of adventure time, and they’re in the lemon castle and thats all fine, but look at that fucking toilet.

toxicrants:

Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit. 

If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.